How to Host a Minimum Viable Party at SXSW
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• Post pictures on Tumblr/Posterous/Flickr
• Post a minimum viable Facebook photo album after the event (3 pictures minimum)
Q: Larry Chiang, how do I get VIPs there?
A: I wrote a post about man-charm. I would read and execute that.
Q: How do you make money just giving away space?
A: I make money doing credit card lead generation. Right now I have a monopoly because I executed How to get a law passed for $217. Being a VC is my hobby right now but this fund and my next fund are real.
Q: How did you get the space?
Q: A Christian party. Seriously?!
A: Yup. I might get a film deal out of that party. I am en fuego like that where deals and awesome-sauce comes pouring out even when I am just goofing around. And I am hosting 11 Oscar parties between now and the 2013 Oscars with my anchor event being the Oscars Fashion party at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.
Q: Are you joking? I can’t tell if you’re serious.
A: Even when I am joking in tone, I am 100 percent dead serious. You see, if I were serious, you would see what results I get and say, “Larry Chiang is so talented that I could never do what he does.” By being more approachable and seemingly dumb, I motivate smart people to dumb themselves down to the mind-numbing exercise that is entrepreneurship.
So, Seth Levine probably thinks I am full of bullshit, but I am not trying to impress VCs. I am trying to get all y’all entrepreneurs and pre-entrepreneurs to execute and get the knowledge of ENGR145 before you take my Engineering 145 class this summer at Stanford University in Palo Alto, California.
Disclosure: I financially benefit from Stanford University and Duck9.com.
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